I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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