so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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