my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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