I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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