when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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