chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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