My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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