Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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