i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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