Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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