Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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