Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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