hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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