NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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