Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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