its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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