i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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