i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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