D3 body, D1 cock
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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