wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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