i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
birth control should be required to get into college
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
