can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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