Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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