I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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