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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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