I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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