Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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