GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
