So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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