i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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