ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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