If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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