their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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