I hate your face
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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