remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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