just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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