dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.