Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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