I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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