i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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