I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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