Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.