My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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