I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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