I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Randomize