this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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