Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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