its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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