You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
