You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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