Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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