I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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